This is actually the most offensive game. Today we are going on a hike outside. My feet already hurt. Welcome everyone to Trees Hate You. Why? Why do trees hate us? Let's find out. Be this loser or design a victim. Design our own loser. Okay. Well, technically I am controlling, so I think we're just going to design funny. Why are we a victim? Okay. You see this? This is funny. Mhm. We're going to make funny. Her hair is the perfect shade of blue for funny.

Mhm. Now, let's move on to the head. Which head shape? Wo. Make her chiseled. This one. The last one. No. She looks so sad. Okay, fine. We'll follow out with rainbow. Let's make her scary. Outfit, guys. What's giving my outfit? A tie. What would you wear? Some overalls. Well, if I was going hiking, I would personally just pick a t-shirt, but that's kind of boring. I like the rain. How a trench coat? No, a business suit. You're right. A business suit is proper. Let's make it a white shirt and a kid.

You should see the rain. You look like a CEO. Why? We're going to make her miserable. Job. Okay, you know what, guys? We got to stick. Okay, blue. This is the blueest avatar. It's very blue. Scrubs. That looks like scrubs. Funny. This one. I like this one. This one's whimsical. Yes, it has experience. I hope it works. Blue. Um, blue and white. This is Yeah, that honestly kind of nailed it. It kind of works. I like it. Nose. Triangle.

No. I'm going to go for a triangle. I think it's funny. Ears. Just some regular ears. Yep. Just some normal ears for our eyes. I can't even see the eyes. I need to remove the Take off the track. It looks like 20 hasn't slept in like 20 years. Maybe it's better to wear the sunglasses back on. No. What happened? She looks like she's seen things. Wait, I kind of like these eyes, though. It shows. Oh, wait. This is funny.

Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. Honestly, I think we're going to go for this. We are determined. We're going on a hike. We got to be determined, guys. Without determination, there's no point. And I feel like funny is always just smirking. I like the smile. I need like a devious smirk. No, that's too vampire. This one. I'm scared. This one or this one? Actually, I like this one. That one. Accessory. 3D. Glasses. Or N. No glasses. I like No glasses. Facial hair. Anyone? Obviously a mustache. No. But he looks like an evil villain.

What is my next evil plan? Low key, why do I like it, though? I like it, too. I think I'm going to stick with it, guys. We are going to scare the trees. Let's go. Now I know why the trees hate you. Time to start our adventure. What a nice day to have a picnic by ourselves outside in the open. What is this sign? Mhm. The sky is clear. Be sure to read every sign you see. You never know when one will say something useful. Yo, signs never help with anything. So, you're saying the majority of them aren't new? What the heck? Tree, what the heck?

Did you see that? Can we read that sign more carefully? No way. Be sure to read every sign you see. You No, this isn't useful at all. The sign said nothing. Yo, what is this? That's a checkpoint. Oh, it's a checkpoint. Wait, are we supposed to go down? I'm going down. That hurt me. Funny, stop looking at the trees in the wrong way. What? There's nothing here. There's a little token in the way. Dodge it. Funny. Dodge it.

Screw you. Go on the path again. Stop yelling at the tree. You antagonize the tree. The one time we finally leave our house, go outside, breathe some fresh air, and you hurt us. This won't be the last you'll be hearing from me. You're getting attacked by a tree. Okay. So, clearly we have to be scared. Buddy, that one. A no way. Look at a tree. These trees really hate you. Um, okay. The one time we leave to go outside. We're getting hurt by trees, y'all. This was not it. Oh, and you're going to pull out a pistol and get us. Look, this I think we just got to go like past it and go back really quick.

Oh, careful. There's another RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. NO, YOU already dodged it. Why'd you go back? Sorry. Just I had to check. Okay, let's go. Okay. In your face. In your Wait, what does that tree do? I don't want to know. No, this is Wait, that tree just turned. That tree Wait, who? I on the top right. No, it didn't. Oh, it shifted. IT SHIFTED A LITTLE BIT. IT DID, BRO. OKAY. I feel like this is a rage game. Everyone who recommended us.

Oh, I know why you recommended this to us. You want us to be here and all the way until the year 2080 when we're screaming at trees. We lost our minds. We don't know what year it is. And then we never want to go outside. No trees are going to stop us from finishing. Bro, just let us go to the red sign. That's what you think, DRACO. This is a real tree. I just want to like Can I get that coin over there? I can't go to the left. Not yet. Oh, you fell for it again. My gosh, how many times is this going to happen? Wa! Tree falling.

Stop. Go cross the path. Can I just say this is a truly hilarious? You don't do anything. How are you supposed to? Yeah. What are you? Where did that even come from? Bro, it's coming from that tree. It's coming from that moving tree. The rotating tree. Wow. Okay, they're changing where it's falling every time. This is actually the most offensive game. Oh my gosh. Someone I feel like this is too personal.

This Okay, I feel like whoever developed this game, it's because when they went they finally went outside, they were hurt by trees. Oh, what? And now they're causing havoc to everybody. Wait. Longer you stay at a checkpoint, the more difficult they make it. Oh, I think so. Okay, so how are we going to get past it? You going to move? Huh? It's not that one. Sprout, go. Do it. Do this way. Do it. No. IT'S actually one.

It's the one on the bottom. What? Oh, I'm sorry. I love trees. Please stop hurting me. Please stop. Push it out of the way. No. Another one. Come on. Do it. Man, when did trees get so scary? Most the most. Do it. No. Okay. Now what? Okay, that bottom one. Dodge the bottom bullet. The bottom one. Dodge the BOTTOM BULLET. OH, LET'S GO. You dodged it. Oh, okay. Dodge it. Yeah.

WHAT'S UP? WHAT THE? It bullied us. It actually pushed us over. Please. What the heck did you do to these trees? We might be a villain. Wa. Wait. Oh, close call. Oh, okay. We just walked upon a bunch of pistol trees. Please just let us go on a nice hike. Do it. That one's going to chase you. You got to run past the This one just wants to like Go, go, go, go. Okay. Fight. You want to fight? It got to give you the one two.

It's like tree versus a funny in a boxing match. Stop, please. I think we're learning something that you can't fight trees. No, dude. You just got to be faster. Jack, can you see how fast I'm moving? Bro, look at this. Do it. Like you got to run past them before they can even attack. Okay. Careful. Trigger. Go trigger. Wait. It's a trag. Yeah. So, this one. I don't go. Come. Careful. That was chasing that tree.

Oh, it's a chasers. Oh. All right. These trees are all bullies. Okay. Go, go, go, go, go. Run, funny, run, run, funny, run. You can't catch me. I'm funny and I'm running. Just let her go. Wow, that was You trees can't fit in here. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought we got trolled for a second. Oh, you did. Wow. I hate this. I need to go read what that stinking sign says. OH, YOU'RE cutting the corner too quick, dude. I literally I'm running. Watch. I like know how to speedrun this now. It's like you're dodging lasers. Wa. That was so cool. Funny.

Go. I hate you. stay on Bro, return to a sampling. You trees. Who gave you pistols? How did I dodge this last time? Please stop, Money. Maybe just scream, "Leave me alone. Leave me alone." Okay, I'M GOING DOWN. WHY DID IT GET SO FAST? Did you see that? What the heck? Okay. That one had speeding. Oh my gosh. Okay. Wait. Take a breather. Be careful. There's going to be those trees. Take a breather. Don't listen to the track. Did you see that? That could have been me pinned.

She almost got spread. We read. If you get stuck, press tab and check for trees. Huh? That's possible. We have a map. No, I feel like that's a troll. Click tab. TREES. Oh my gosh, that guy, bro. Bro, oh my god. Oh, the thing if you get stuck, they can send you back to start. No, Draco. That's clearly This dab is a troll. Rage bait. That was offensive. Oh my god. So, I got so far. Oh my god. I'm crying.

What the what Stay on the path. Watch this. Stay on the path. Stay on Crash out. One's going to dash. Crash Who's a dasher? WHO'S A OH MY GOODNESS. WOW. I think we chose the right face. Put flames. Please. Why is that so fast? One's going to dash on that one right there. Okay. Go up. Back to the sign. The safe right here. Safe. Yeah. Up the stairs. Uh, wait. She might drop the stairs. Oh my goodness. Was right. That was the perfect stairway. Okay. I feel like the thing is you can see when they're about

to troll. You can't see anything. This all we know is that all the This game makes you test your sanity. You can't see anything. Yep. Think you can It's never the same. You can predict stupid tree. You can't predict anything. Bro, stop. You think you know these parts of the woods? You think you know the trees? Know nothing about trees. That's what mother nature is. Sometimes the tree has their own feelings, you know. Please, please, please, please, please, please don't creep up. Oh my gosh.

Okay. And then take a left. Go up. You are rude. What the Okay. And now we have to step on the stairs. And you have to die. It's like halfway mark. Send it. It's going. Do it again. Send. Send a second one. Paranoid now. It's going to spawn. Set it again. It's going to respawn for you. Don't do that. Okay. Set the flag. Flank. Oh, okay. Easy. Okay. Yeah, those stairs are super easy. Easy peasy. Easy. What's happening here?

I hate you. Oh, coin. Did you see it move, honey? It was about to go at Yeah. This is why we're getting this stupid coin. Easy trees. Let's go. Look at this. Perfect hike to get one stinking coin. No trees. Oh. Hey, is that a tree or is that a bush? That's a bush. The bushes don't hate us. There. Are you sure that looks like a mini tree? I feel an achievement of nothing. Oh, I know what we should do, guys.

Tree. Try you later. Thank you. Now going back down. Oh, literally. That was a good one. You didn't see that coming? Cool. Yeah, that's right. You better roll down. Oh, there's another tree right there. What are you going to do? Pull out a pistol. Easy. Oh, yeah. You do. What's this for? Those stairs are a trap. THOSE STAIRS TRAPPED. MY GOD. What the tree? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? OH, THE GROUND. THERE'S a root.

Oh, so when you see those dry patches, a tree will sprout. Careful. It's going to grow tall. Watch out. Oh, watch out. Five trees lined up. That's impossible. Gave you guys all pistols. She should just stop taking the stairs. Oh, Draco. This is so sad. You just I don't think the stairs are the problem. Yeah, Draco. Do you think the stairs are the problem, bro? I think the stairs are Okay, get ready. Run, run, run, run, run. Oh, all of those trees have guns.

I don't know how we beat that part. Um, I think you have to like slow. Let's see. Let's try figuring this out. Stop. Careful. Tree. Oh, just a down here. Go left. Push it. Wait. Can you use that tree to block it? Yeah. Careful that tree. Oh, YEAH. WOW. Rocket ship tree. I'm stupid. Wait, I'm starting to see it. I'm starting I'm not I see started. I'm starting to see it, guys. Stop. Drop. I'm starting to see that the tree.

We go. Pistol. Go left. Fall down. Careful. Drop. Stop. Go left. Go right. That corner is a troll. That corner doesn't work. Got to run. I keep forgetting. This is so painful. Guys, I want you right now, if you're enjoying this, to grow a tree and drop a like. Ow. Yes, grow a tree. Yeah. Everyone, I think you should grow trees so then they could take over the world. Yeah, go plant a tree.

Go plant one tree. Don't you want more trees? I like trees. If trees actually had personality, I feel like this is what they would do. They're like, "You humans with your pollutant?" That would be extremely destroy. Yeah. They'll be like, "Ah, you want to make me a Christmas tree? I'll kill you. You want Sorry, tree. I'm just speaking for you. It's going to shoot again. Speaking run. No, don't knock on that space.

I want a trap. That tree up there looks Okay, wait. The light colored trees fall. Okay. Like they like tip over. And camera like the dry patches and the dark green ones always have guns. Oh, and what about those ones? Those ones are always flying. I Draco, do you want to do like a tree wiki? You might want to write this down. These are like important notes that you should take. We got flying trees have three cones. Um No, Draco, I think you're making stuff up.

No, I'm not. Light colored trees all fall. Maybe. And the sprouters are those patches. Don't fight. There's a tree. A tree is going to GO DOWN. Dry ground down. Write this down. Dry patches. Sprouting tree. Three cones. Flinging tree. Two cones. Gun tree. Dance hallway. A tree dictionary tree. Mhm. Sprouters chair. No sprout. Pop-up tree. Falling tree. That one's going to fall. That popup tree grass.

You're just stressing me. Dirt patch. Funny. Dirt patch. Yellow. I know. I was just looks like a dog peed on it. Yo, I understand. Let's go left. Falling tree. Pistol tree. Go left. Go up. Stop tree. No. Dry patch. Falling tree. Up tree. Falling tree. Tree is coming. Another rocket tree. Torpedo tree is coming. No. Easy. ALL RIGHT. OH MY GOSH. OKAY. WHAT'S THAT? That is the three cones that starts moving is a chase tree.

The chasers. Jack, I hate you. The super bully trees. Yeah. So, we're going to take a scout. There's a tall tree there. That's Oh gosh. Will come from the bottom. That's a stalker trees. There's chas bullies are going to come up soon. Rocket tree. I bet you it's when you turn it, it's going to rocket. Okay. And then we have a tall tree. Not sure what that is. There's a unknown tree and a bully tree. Okay, we're we're going to ignore that tall tree and I'm just running. It's too easy right now. THERE MIGHT BE A ROCKET TREE.

The log. Seriously, Draco? Oh, I saw the log. But did you see the tree? Did you see the tree, bro? Did you see the tree? Cuz Okay. Will it get triggered? Will a tree fall? Okay, good. I just wanted to make sure. This is like going in a traffic circle of driving. What if they never follow the path? Okay, they follow the path. I just want to dodge that. Wo. That was a lot faster than before. Okay, we just learned. We just got to dodge and scream. Dodge and the wall.

Third times the charm. Third times the I think if we hug the walls right. Oh, you're right, Draco. Oh, he's right. Let's go. OH, GOOD JOB. THEY'RE CLEARLY going for her, Draco. Yeah, but they can't cuz the wall bounces them off. WAIT, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Please don't. There might be something down there. Test. No, there's not. There's not, honey. There's not. Okay, I'm No, I'm leaving. It's not worth it. It's not working. Oh. Uh, I want safety. We're not at a flag yet. We're not a Cutes tree.

What is that little cutie? Don't fall for it. Uh, why does a chest stop, GUYS? HEY, that was not true. That was scary. That was stretchy. Okay, you Okay, that No. Thank goodness it's a checkpoint. Okay, we got to move that tree. No, you know what? Wait, it's gone. Oh, wait. It's gone. Oh, bro. I think it's the chaser troll. Yo, move. It brought back up. We only had one tree. Okay, now it's all changed. You have to trick the ch.

Oh, every time it changes. Wait, what tree is this? slightly darker. Three cones is the lift. It's literally a jerk. That's getting a little But at least they don't kill you. Okay. You got to move the tree on the right. Move. Thank you. Okay. Yeah. We got Let's go. Nice. Wanted the heck. Wait. This is an eye. Well, actually technically me. I want to read it. I want to It's a very beautiful drawing, by the way.

Yo, I feel like these trees hate us. At least the super tall tree doesn't kill you. It just blocks you. Can you stop? We just wanted picture. Oh my gosh. That's ridiculous. That is unfair. Oh. Oh, I know you guys hate us, but like why? Falling tree and double cone tree. Don't stop it. THE CHASE ONLY GOING SO FAST. It's going so fast. Oh, if you look at it, it stops. Stop. That's right. You scared. Wait. Why did it run though? What's that?

OH, THIS ONE JUST TRIPS YOU. What are you doing? Stop that. Just trips you. Okay. Stop. Okay. Push that. That is a tree. That is so cute. This one. This one's cute. I say another sign. What is this? Watch out. These signs are actual liars, bro. Stop. Oh, it only chases when it can see you. Wait, guys. Why are we trusting the signs? The signs were made by trees. Oh, that's right. And the trees hate us. Yeah, we should stop reading the signs.

No, I like reading the signs. The signs are funny, though. It's going to push you. They are funny. I'm sorry for reading the sign. I won't ever read your sign ever again. You're right. It's made out of wood. Go. You think the grass is safe? Go. No. Nothing safe. Like, what's that? Okay. I'm going to touch this. I'm I'll check. Wa. I just need to make sure what these trees do, bro. Okay. That is I call that the stomper tree. The stomper. Pancake. I call it pancake.

No. Let's go that way. Right, but we go left. Yeah. I don't know if that was wrong. Oh, funny. You were right. Up. Up the chest. I want that treasure chest. Wait, there's no treasure chest. Did we just go back? No, this isn't the treasure chest. Wait, now it's saying left. Huh? Now go right. Trees are tricking us. If it says left, we go right. If it goes trees. Oh, apple tree. Apple trees. Oh. Oh my gosh. That was good. That was a good one. That was actually so good. Fine, we'll go right. We'll listen to you.

Okay. Huh? Oh my gosh. Heck no. That was good. Okay, go get No, no, no. Don't look. Don't trust. They definitely got you. Don't trust us. They got you. Hey guys, what's up? Like my new fit. How do you get that off you? Can we go back? Oh. Oh my gosh. This is actually a troll left. Don't Don't stop. Don't do it. Stop it. You got to go to the left and go out. Go. Oh, this is a squad. This is a trap, I swear.

What is that? What do you do? Nothing. Oh, that's a video game. Are you joking? Why, bro? The apple tree is This is the only police. I never realized how many deadly trees there were. Yeah. So, now you know. Stop. Please, guys. Please. I'm just a civilian. Try. No. Stop. Stay away from the apple. Stay away from the apple tree. You troll. Oh. Oh my. Hey, that was actually impossible.

Rude. This a tree's going to fall somewhere. So rude. All right. Rude. are going to come. You got to run. Oh, yeah. This is the boulder tree. Okay. All right. Breathe. Run. Use your little feet. Funny. Um, you have to like go right, Funny. Go right. I think you can dodge behind the trees. Those the tree line back. Pancake tree. Watch out. Please. What do we do? I think behind the apple tree and then go to the path. Yeah, you're right. IT TAKES ME TOO LONG. YEAH.

OH my gosh. One quote. Running away from my problems. No, this is actually impossible. Come on. Do it. Drop the ball. Do it. No. But what happens now? Can we push it or are we going to lose if we touch it? Might as well try. I don't know what to do with that one. That was funny. Bro, I actually don't know. The stomper. I'm actually getting confused now. Bro, bro, bro, bro, please stop. Please. Maybe we have to like make that boulder.

You can't get it stuck. Maybe you have to like go to the right and get it stuck in between his trunk or something. Come on, do it. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What tree is this? I think these trees are safe. I haven't seen them do anything. Looks like a gnome tree. What's this arcade machine do? It has a tree on it. Kind of weird that there's a arcade machine in the middle of a forest, but we're going to break. Insert coin.

Oh, coin. We collected. We insert in a coin. What is this? Trees hate you. Well, I hate you, too. I'm kidding. I love you, trees. Okay, so don't hit me. Please, there's no way we could beat those. No, no, we can't. We can. Watch. No, these trees. This game is like speaking the true struggle of dodging these pining for your demise. Please, please don't. Okay. Um, you y'all are winners. You can They're hackers. Hi, Spruce. And there IS It was a trap. This game is messed up.

This game is really messed up. Okay, that's really funny. That was kind of The creativity is hilarious. I hate it. Yeah, I hate it. Uh, just let me go back to that stinking level. I won't press play on that thing. All right, fall down. The one W you got is that you tricked this tree. Tricked the tree. You're dumb. Going up and then watch. I'm going to be dumb next. Come on. Do it. I deserve battery gun. Oh, checkpoint.

Let's go. Wait. Is this the stupid apple? Yeah, it's the same path. I hate you. Honey. Oh my gosh. It was worth it. Okay, let's just keep going. What is that? I think I'll trying to trip you. Slippery. It's fine. It doesn't really do anything. Oh, another annoying. Okay, that one probably is the most annoying. Hey, you come here. Oh, look at that big brain gameplay. No way. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's like a horror movie. Run. There's a boat. No. It's still chasing you.

This is suspicious. Let's go. We beat it. Wait. Did they actually beat it? You did. What the heck? No. Wait. No, you didn't. What's wrong with me? What the heck? Where the heck is this? Who are you? Well, where are we going? I'm scared. I'm scared of trees now. Um, tree heaven. I don't know if we died, but I'm pretty sure this tree has last words. Well, you did get hit by a tree. Yeah. Oh, I think the trick is we live in a planet where trees rule the world.

Look at that. doesn't even want us to get up there. Wow. That was the end of act one. I rate this 10 out of 10 trees. I've never been out. It was really fun. Guys, if you like this video and you want us to play the full game in the future, although it would be very ragy. Drop a like and don't forget to subscribe if you are new. We're crew. Thank you all for watching and we'll see you in the next one. Bye-bye.