Tomodachi Life Returns: The Absurd Chaos of Hell Island

Tomodachi life living the dream. All right. Help me please. God help me. I Hey there friends. How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing the Tamodachi game. I played the old one on the channel a long time ago. It was so cursed. This one lasts forever. And we're here to do it all over again. The name of the island is Hell Island, but it's pronounced a little bit differently. The name of the island is Help Me, Please God, Help Me Island. Yeah, it's got a few silent letters in there. Let's invite your very first resident to hell. Wait, my first resident could be a preschooler or dumping a preschooler on an island and

just saying, "Good luck, bus driver. Reveal that baby." I hate him. It's perfect. My name is Big Baby. Welcome to hell. How is big baby pronounced? It's actually pronounced goooo gaga. My name is Gou Gaga. Close enough. And today's date. So they were just born in hell. Sorry, buddy. You just got unlucky. What is this? My name is Gou Gaga. Oh, the voice. My name is Go. I hate that. It's nice to meet you. Yeah, that'll do. Hell yeah, that's what I did when I was just born as well. Well, that's just lovely. This is your cage.

I mean, your home. Which of these hands suit you best? What? What do you even mean? I don't understand. Oh, my hands. Okay. You're the caretaker of Help Me, please. God, help me island, right? Yeah, that's me. Okay. Fearless leader, call me Kevin. Please tell me later if you want me to change what I call you. No, that's good. I like it. When is my birthday? I'm going to make it their birthday so I can steal their thunder.

Oh, a feelings bubble has appeared over Big Baby's head. Ah, must be depression. I'm starving. I need some food in my tummy. Yeah. Anyway, you got anything else going on? Welcome. Oh, you work here as well. Awesome. I think this goes against labor laws, but whatever. It's my island. And I think child labor builds character. What will I buy you? Uh, what do babies eat? Butter cookie probably has all the nutrients a baby needs. Let's take it back to his house. So, he has to run ahead of me to get home. You want it?

How hungry are you? Oh. Oh, you want it? You want the cookie? All right. Here you go. Oh my. He really liked it. Nice. Well, that's all you're going to be eating. Hey, big baby. Can I ask you a question? That was a bit intense. Why are there so many billboards on this island? Tomodachi life living the dream. All right. Unhelp me, please. God, help me. I Oh, this poor baby. Damadachi life. Living the nightmare. Press Ah, you're in charge now, so make sure you take good care of your MI characters. Yep, I lost him.

Oh yes, just one more thing. And then it pans over and big baby's in the water. Hey, stop sleeping. I got no other miis here, so I need you to entertain me. Okay, this is how you hold a baby, right? I'm pretty sure. Anyway, I'm still peckish. Could I have some more, please? Greedy baby. Another butter cookie for you. You want it? Jump. Yeah, good boy. Oh my. Why are we celebrating? Why is he looking in at me off the edge of the screen there? I don't like that. Every time he levels up, you can give the me who leveled up a gift. Do I have to? I could make him an iPad, baby. No, let's

uh let's give him some maracas. I think he likes them. I don't know. I'm rubbing his little bald head. I think it's meant to give good luck. And I guess he liked that, too. Yeah, I'd be a good dad. I think I collected warm fuzzies. What the hell? I don't want to know. I think my baby has lice or something, but I'm just going to ignore it either way. Me news. No, my baby has two jobs. A wishing fountain has been constructed on help me please God, help me island. Now you can wish to be somewhere else. The island's soul resident was excited.

Quoted as saying, "Finally, somewhere to take a bath." But yeah, Big Baby is just happy to have a bath. I'm Go Gaga, and that was your breaking news. I'm Goo Gaga. Yep. It's a fountain. All right. I filled it with goop from this jar that I have, and that leveled up the island. It just makes sense. Now big babies flying on the side of my screen. It looks like someone wants a chat. Who could it be? Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, it's you. That's terrifying. Oh, yeah. It is my birthday. Thank you. Yes. I deserve this. Thank you. Well, that's all the birthdays covered. Thank you very much.

Happy birthday. Yeah, all my friends are here to celebrate with me. Save it to the consoles album. Yeah, I don't want to forget this birthday. It's so lonely being the only person on Help Me, Please God, Help Me Island. It kind of gives me the heeie-jeebies. Yeah, I'm getting the heeie-jeebies hanging with you, too. All right, let's get another me added. They want someone to keep them company. So, let's go with a very old man. There we Oh, that's actually scary. I don't know. It's kind of off-putting.

I'm getting bad vibes. That needs some tweaking. No, it's it's just making it worse. Uh can I just start over? First of all, we'll give him a haircut. Like quite literally. Just a single hair gone. I'm trying to make Jim Pickkins, but no matter what I do, he just looks really scary, but not in the scary way I want. Just like he should be on a list, you know? I'm choosing my words carefully here. All right, now he just he looks like an grumpy old man. That's okay. I love how my two options are I'm done or I give up. He's 150 years young. Whoa, he's even in his signature colors. Self assured, a buy the book straight talker puts a premium on results.

Hey, the name's Jim Pickkins. Good to meet you, Jim. Welcome to hell. Wow, what a pair. Hello there. Go. Oh, I didn't realize other people would call him that. Yeah, that makes sense, but doesn't really work with the joke. Seems likeminded. What could they possibly have in common? One of them will be dribbling all over the place, and the other is a big baby. Can I help you? Uh, you just sit there. I'm going to just start feeding you biscuits. There you go. You can take one now.

All right. That's why I got this game to taunt babies and the elderly. This again. I need variety in my diet. You know what? That's fair enough, oldtimer. You know what? You can have birthday cake. I don't see anyone else here that could use a birthday cake today of all days. Oh my god. Oh jeez. He absolutely loves that. Like stealing candy from a baby, huh? Jim, welcome. Hey buddy, I realize that by feeding you guys, you level up. So just give me a few of everything and get ready to hurl. Eat. Oh my. No talking. Just eat. Yeah, plate and all. Now give me your essence, child. It shall be added to the fountain. The fountain of youth. Now eat this egg.

Thanks, but I'm sort of bursting. No, I need XP, kid. This guy is so hard to work with. Never work with children. Thanks, but I'm full of bursting. Oh, yeah. You had a full birthday cake. I forgot. Are you going toilet? All right, I'll leave you in peace. Now that the baby has eaten the sushi, we can level up the fountain. It just makes sense. Oh, now they're both floating there. Immortalize those precious moments like a baby's first steps. No, we already missed that. I got fun walks instead. Exciting times for the island. It seems Big Baby is politely asking Jim Higgins for just a moment of his time.

What? What was that bar? Why did he go down? I think that baby needs help. Jim, what is happening? What the hell? I like your style. Go Gaga. All right, he leveled up. And you know what, big baby? I know there's not much for you here on this island, but now you can walk bow-legged because I unlocked that at the fountain. You're welcome. Oh, what's up, Jim? You want to get rid of the baby, don't you? I want to be friends with Guggar. Oh, okay. The opposite, in fact. What a terrible idea. No, I better not. I have no one else to interact with. What should you talk about? Um, a person.

All right. I'll have a chat with him about Jesus. Do Yeah, that'll be good. Good evening. Go Gaga. Would you like to have a chat about Jesus? Why was that so dramatic? Sure, but I wonder. Can you do an impression of Jesus? Oh no. Oh god. I don't know if this is a good idea. An impression of Jesus. Oh Jesus. Well, I've never tried before, but I bet I could. Just remember, it's him doing this, not me.

One moment. Hello, I'm Jesus. Oh my god, that was actually pretty good. Wow, that was on. It was like they were in the room with us. Yeah, honestly, so talented. Jim Pickins, let's be friends. Through the power of religion, they're such good friends. Let's give you another person to be friendly with. I'm getting tired of making characters, but I want to bring back an old favorite. This is default, and she's already kind of done. This was the default back in the day as well. It's nice to meet you. Yep, that's perfect. I put everything to default or neutral. Look, you guys, we got another sinner on the island.

Huh? I'm an energetic, bubbly type. I can tell, honestly. Calm down. How do you start off your mornings? The first part of my morning routine is crying, huh? Seems like the perfect way to start the day off, right? Yeah. You just get it out of your system and get on with things. Breaking news. We have a new anchor. We interrupt your day to bring you this breaking news. Big baby turns zero. Happy birthday, dear. Oh, I didn't like that part. Why does that big baby figurine on the cake look so weird? Uh, best not to address it.

Hip. Hooray. Oh my god. There's a clothing store. Just open it. Oh, now it's you. Did you kill the others? I got you an outfit, big baby. Here you go. Pretty nice, huh? Matches your eyes. I did that on purpose. He thinks it looks a bit naff. All right. Well, you then. I talked to Lil Balding and I learned that he's into Jesus. Yes, you did. Also, I gave them friendly nicknames so that Jim Pickkins would call Big Baby Big Bald and Big Baby would call Jim Pickkins little balding cuz he's kind of balding. I'm kind of knackered. I don't care. What do you want? Tell me before I add another person to the island.

Huh? It wants to play a game. All right. I'm a gamer. What do you think it'll be? I think it'll be heads. H. And it's stayed on its side. What the hell? Whoa. What is that even allowed? I don't know. That's That's legitimately crazy. We got to witness something both rare and pointless. Yeah. Thanks. Was that meant to happen or do I just have weird luck? Cuz I feel like that's something that would happen to me.

It's time for your prize. The big one. Give me the big box. What the hell is that thing? I'm so glad I got it. But what the hell is it? You got some treasure. Well, yeah. One man's trash is another man's treasure, I guess. What's wrong with you now? They have the hiccups. I'll help you out. I'll just uh blow up just poke you in the back of the neck repeatedly. Is this helping? Hold on. Let me give you a This is good for you. It's good for your neck. It builds character. It's working. There we go. Amazing how if you hit the right spot, it just works.

Thanks to you, my hiccup stopped. No problem. Sorry about the whiplash. Here's a gift. Oh no. Don't let big baby see. I only gave them maracus. Oh god. No. He's He's standing right behind you. No idea who that was. I need a brighter torch. Why do you even have a torch? Oh, default's so cool and awesome. Huh? How do I give you some new clothing? That's not default enough. I got you this. Yeah. How do you like it? Yeah. You see? Way cooler than Big Baby.

Big Baby would be complaining. Oh no, Jim Pickkins is slightly upset. What's going on, buddy? Do you know what would really lien things up? He wants to make some serious changes on the island. Some pats. Yeah, I guess if that's what makes you happy. If you were stranded on a desert island and you could bring one thing, what would you bring? Pats. I'd bring pats. I got level up juice from Jim after that. So, we're we're making progress here. I'll give you the camera. I don't know why. I just I feel like you should have it. And I got you a signature outfit.

How do you like that? Huh? He thinks it looks all right. See, everyone's reasonable except that damn baby. We're adding little Kev, another character from my previous play through. You could say it's kind of narcissistic, but then when you look at him, my name is Lil Kev. He just looks very punchable, you know? So, I don't know what it says about me. My name is Lil Kev. He even has a bit of an Irish accent. You hear that on the Kev? It's nice to meet you. I like those inflections. His voice is breaking and not in the way you'd expect.

Aloof, imaginative, and inspired. Happiest when creating something. Finds beauty in even the smallest details. Wow, little Kev, you are me. I'm little Kev. I'm a reserved perfectionist. That voice. I'm serious about the things that matter and don't have time for the things that don't. That's great, little Kev. Now eat this cookie and shut up. What are you doing? Sorry, I didn't know I could do this. Poking him in the eye. That's awesome. He's having the same childhood as me, too. Creepy little guy. I bought you some clothes, buddy.

What do you think? Huh? Pretty good. Oh, Lissy. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's great. I think he's having a mental breakdown. What are you doing? Why are you taking pictures of your front door, man? Well, since you got nothing better to do, can you can you talk to him? He's He's having a stroke or something. I don't know. So, you're Jim Packins. I'm little Kev. I kind of I liked it at the start, but I'm kind of hating the way he says I'm little Kev. Now, when I talked to Big Bully about Jesus, we both got super into it. Yeah, I could tell. The power of religion, huh? Talking about religion always brings people together. They want new clothes. You're so needy. Well, I bought you this one cuz I knew you'd want something eventually, you diva.

What do you think? Yeah. Do you have time for a quick chat? Of course I do, default. What the hell? I'm curious about your special talents. Oh no. Oh, I'm being called out. What's a skill you could win a gold medal for? It's a good question. I could win a gold medal for killing people. So, you're pretty good at killing people, huh? Yeah. Yeah, it has been said. Remind me never to challenge you at that. I want to be friends with Lil Kev. What a terrible idea. You know what? I need the points. So, what should we talk about?

Uh, killing people. I'll have a chat with him about killing people. Either he's into it or he'll see it as a threat and he'll pretend to like you. Good evening, Lil Kev. I love that it's at night as well. The guy is wearing rags. Would you like to have a chat about killing people? Sure. But first, Jim Pickkins, I have to ask, do you really know your stuff when it comes to killing people, or are you more of a casual fan?

Oh my god, look at that gym in the background. That was beautiful. Oh, I know my stuff. All right. In fact, I study the official Killing People Association rule book every night before bed. And Kev, you're asking the right guy about killing people. Honestly, Jim Pickkins is a high body count. And I mean that in both senses. I guess I've always wanted to give proper killing people a try. I'm ruining my island. I usually just wing it. All right, they're bonding. Now that they're friends, they can have nicknames, too.

Have you ever hung out with Jesus? That was such an Irish twang at the end there, too. But yeah, he calls Jim Pickkins Jesus. He's a little confused boy, just like me. Can you believe that, Lil Kev? And I have bonded over killing people. Yes, I can, Jim. Yes, I can. Jim Pickkins and I are both really into killing people. That automatically makes us friends. Yeah, I'm going to give you a breakdance instructional DVD, Jim. And that's what you get for leveling up. Here, you can have this thing. I think it's cursed, so be careful with it. Or not. I don't know. It's your life.

It's a new day. And they're already asking for a moment of my time. What do you want? Oh, I've gotten donations. Thank you for the teeth. What's up, you big baby? I'm feeling a bit wobbly. That's cuz your head's too big. It's as if there's something rattling inside. Poor big baby. Let me take a look inside your head. What you got going on in there? What? What am I supposed to do? Oh my god. I didn't know this was a mini game. All right. Your head is now empty. And I've extracted your brain, I think. Oh, no. It's a sea urchin skeleton. Ah, you

had some sea urchins in there. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, default also has a problem. Or I don't know if it's a problem. It's something they feel neutral about. I guess this room doesn't really match my personality. You know what? You're right. Could we give it a makeover? Yes, we can. Oh no, it's little Kev the news desk. We interrupt your day to bring you this breaking news. Who hired this guy? He can hardly talk. Renovation center has officially opened on Help Me. Please God, help me. Island, that's great news. It's makeover time and I got you the perfect default interior.

Yep. All done. There's no door. How did they get in? You know what? Who cares? She likes it well enough. Yeah, that's about the answer I expected. You know, I was wondering how you'd get in, but the more pressing issue is how do you get out? Thanks. It looks different. Yeah, that's a very good default response, too. Me news default has gone missing. Help me, please. God, help me. Island is now capable of sustaining five individual lives. Oh, good. We're ready to get someone new. Oh, look. The gang's all there. What do you want, you big baby? Guess what the pixelated item is. All right, let's go.

Here's your first pixelated item. What do you think this is? It could be anything. But it could literally be anything. I'll go with protein shake. And the answer is Yeah, I knew that. That was easy. What do you think this is? Blood. Oh, tomato. Sorry. The correct answer is a tomato. Let's go with the small box this time. Oh, it's an old receipt. Thank you so much. Love hanging out with you, big baby. Are we sure we can't drop them in the ocean? Uhhuh. I got some makeovers to do here for all their homes. What do you think? Huh? Yeah, I thought so. This

is for Jim. It's pretty nice, I think. And that's for little Kev. It's actually pretty nice as well. They didn't have any awful ones to give him. Oh, he's got a little Rumba over there. He loves it. All right. Maybe he'll stop being so annoying now. But knowing me, that's impossible. This is my dream room. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make a monster. My name is Tur. Yes, it is. It's about time we added Turk to the island. Thoughtful, honest, innocent, and does things at their own pace. Yeah, that's Turk. All right.

They also talk really slowly. It's nice to meet you. He also sings the end word of every sentence, and I don't know why. I don't know how I did it, but I'm glad I did. What? Jeez. What's wrong with you? Oh, I'll help you. Don't worry. I'll just start jiggling you about. Maybe I'll rearrange your face so you actually look normal. It tickles. No, I made his face worse. I bought you a new outfit to impress everyone. Looks pretty good, huh? Share a phrase Tur might shout at the sea. I could picture him doing all these. Hello fishies. I'm in love.

I could see that. Like and subscribe. It wasn't me, I swear is more of a gym line. Or I'll show them all of them. I'll go with I'm in love. They're in love with themselves. They don't even know anyone else is here. It seems Tur is taking the opportunity to try to recruit a new Jesus fan. Religion is spreading fast. What the hell is Jim doing? He's going to murder all those ants, isn't he? Oh. Oh, one of them's a car. It just makes sense. Was that it? Is there anything for me to do here? No. Okay. No repeats.

What? I don't rice pudding. I don't understand. Oh. Oh, I got to say another food. Instant noodles. Oops. What? You're out of time. I You didn't even tell me it was timed. You just made up this game and then you cheated. And then he gives me a box of tissues as a consolation prize. This third guy can be pretty mean when he wants to be. But you know what? I can too. I'm your god, and I just decided I'm going to turn you off now. But I hope you guys enjoyed. Leave a comment. Let me know. Let me know if you want to see more. And now over to Little Kev in the newsroom for our outro.

I'm Little Kev. Thank you for watching.