Eco-Extremist Uses Turtle Protection as Cover for Resort Scheme

I'm seriously thinking about having live bait taken off my resume. Me, too. Scooby, can you help me find my prescription goggles? [screaming] LIKE, THANKS, DAPH. I've heard of monster waves before, but this is ridiculous. Wave hog! You made it. Girl, you shred that sick wave like an Islander. That was a seriously hairy ride. Not as hairy as Moto Shandus. Holy mackerel!

Get it, Scoob? Hey, look. The outer layer of the creature is made of rubber. Right. Inside is a miniature submarine with the same kind of water propulsion as our scuba bikes. That's why it made the same noise. Crunchy? Okay, okay, I got about as far as the monster is a mini sub before you like totally lost me. It's simple. Crunchy is an ecology extremist. He wanted to protect the turtles' mating grounds, and he used the monster to do it. Hey, I thought Professor Ravenmain was the big turtle lover. I am. But no legitimate member of the conservation community would condone this dangerous and irresponsible behavior. Besides, we knew the Mora couldn't be the monster. She gets seasick.

But he was on the glass-bottom boat with us when the monster attacked. There was no attack, Shuggy. There wasn't even a glass bottom. It was really a flat-screen TV bottom boat. That DVD we watched wasn't just similar to what we saw on the boat. It was exactly what we saw. A CGI monster shows up a minute later. He used the video to scare away tourists. The name tag on Crunchy's life vest said Charles Granville. That's Crunchy's real name. And we are staying at the Granville Resorts. He's no beachcomber and no monster, either. And if it weren't for you meddling mainlanders, I'd have gotten away with it, too. I'm so glad that the Aqualand team is going to clean up the reef. Me, too. And I'm like really glad we can finally have some non-monster fun in the sun.

I'm going hydroplaning water skiing. Hey, who are you? We're the Keenan family, and as of 5 minutes ago, this became our timeshare. Who are you? Like a bunch of kids who are about to have their relaxing vacation on the plane ride home. Home sounds great to me, and it looks like Scooby's ready to go, too. That's Scooby-Dooby-Doo.