I'm a soda cup. Oh, you're a little soda. Oh my god. I want to drink you this. Hold on. Where's Albert? I'm right here. Wait, where are you, dude? Let's hide together. I'm this soda cup. Become this popcorn and then delete the popcorn. Go right here. Come right next to us. Yeah, this is perfect. Wait, guys. RUN FOR ONE MORE. NO. GET AWAY, DUDE. TWO SODAS? REALLY? Oh my god, dude. What? You're third wheeling right now. Get out of here, bro. Okay, just pray. Pray to God that you think two sodas is normal. Oh, we can zap to find them.
Oh my god. Why is your head stuck in your body? I don't know what you're seeing. Zap. Dude, we have to find the people. Just start walking over the props and then they'll freak out and run away. They'll just get Hey, wait. I saw that. WAIT, I SAW SOMEONE. GO THAT WAY. I'M GOING TO GET YOU. GLASSES can't walk. Get him. Guys, we should do mine cuz I got my We Bro, you lowkey got your shaft out. I'll be like a They're never going to see this.
Bro, that's the worst costume. Bro, who's this little sweet little dynamite? I panicked. You need a BETTER SPOT, DUDE. I'M TOO FAT. GET UP HERE. REMEMBER our policies for saying I'm too fat? Are you serious? Dude, I'm so screwed. I don't look natural over here. Oh my god. We're screwed. Miles, they can't hear us unless we click on mute. I'm just being quiet. I'm I'm in character. I'm becoming Oh yeah, rocks don't talk. If there's one thing you never ever do as a rock, it's talk.
Please. There's someone else in here. Andre said he's talking to someone. Yeah. THAT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL. WAIT, WATCH THIS. Be the teddy bear. You go on that bed. I go on that bed. So, there's three of them. But is that too obvious? What the uh Okay, guys. If you're over here, say something. Say somebody. We I got to get out of here. I don't trust this.
Someone is definitely because of the skull. HEY. YO. HEY. WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, GUYS. STOP IT. NO REASON TO LIVE ANYMORE. OH MY GOD. They're coming over here. Oh, I see a candle BEHIND THE DOOR. NO. THREE. JAKEOS ARE RIGHT HERE. JAKEOS OH NO. GHOST IN this house. Dude, I see your speech bubble. Oh, wait. He's trolling. I thought it would work. HE'S TROLL. A I'M A SHAKER. HELLO, BUCK. You're a buck. I know it. You're a buck, too. You're nothing but a buck.
This chair. Dude, is no one in this room? This sucks, dude. I bet literally everyone's a chair. Dude, I'm literally going to die. I'm I'm like running out of zaps. Who did that? I have directional hearing. He's in this room. We have directional ear pods. YEAH. HEY, I SAW YOUR BOTTLE. NO. SHOULD I rat out my fellow hider? I know exactly where he is. Oh, dude. I know where he is cuz his bubble's literally showing. He's like right here. His bubble. I DID IT. OH MY GOD. DAMN IT.
FOUR PEOPLE WITH 10 SECONDS LEFT. This not fair. I died. Can I just become this giant thing, DUDE? CONES. LET'S ALL EVERYONE BE CONES NOW. THEY CAN'T GET EVERY CONE. Jaba daba jaba. Dude, they'll know. The cinder blocks can't literally can't go there. Shh. They're coming, dude. They can't even hear us. They totally can hear us. Ya. He went up. He's up there. Don't jump. He's jumped. HE JUMPED, DUDE. DON'T TOUCH. I DON'T CARE. DUDE, you got enough money from survive lava brain rot. THAT'S JAKE RIGHT THERE.
DUDE, THEY'RE GETTING A CONE. THEY'RE KILLING a cone down there, dude. Dumb ass a Danny down there. Uh-oh. Yeah. Probably like a cinder BLOCK OR SOMETHING. WHO'S Who's left? Oh my god. That was so scary. Oh my god. WAIT. You're such a loser because I beat you at the game. Remember when they lose? No, you didn't beat me at the game. Noob is a new player, not somebody who killed you in a game. You Well, you didn't. You died first.
Whatever. You got me there. We're so screwed. Dude, I suck at this. I'm not very good either, but we'll look high and low. You always know what to say. Oh, my beak. Sorry about my beak. Oh, my bald head. Oh, this. Oh, two bushes right here. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, if you're in this house, just come out and say it. Okay, you got me. I HEARD YOU, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE. Table right there. Really? God, I know you're around here somewhere. You're probably around this side.
How am I stupid? How am I not seeing you? Wait, but it's going to be so satisfying when you find me, though. LAMP. HEY. THAT'S NOT WHERE CUP GOES. DUDE, that was driving me insane. That was actually driving me insane. Two trash cans. Really? Okay. Wait, why is there a freaking flower pot up here? No, a better question. Why is there a flower pot up here? God, how is THIS POSSIBLE? HEY, I GOT HIM. OH MY GOD. I won a round of Oh, I deserve this. Can I be a whole cannon? Like a cannon and a little ball. Oh, actually, wait, wait, hold on. Hey, just become a cannonball and then just hide over here.
Lol. Wedge yourself in here, bro. But they'll never I can't get out. I'm kind of stuck. I can't get out. Oh my god, I'm so screwed. I can't get out. I can't move either. This is Wait, what if I BECOME THIS NOW? OH MY GOD, I get screwed. If you get out, don't get me. Please, please, please. You swear perhaps. Dude, swear on your Are you outside of the LIFE? OH, WAIT. I DIDN'T mean to do that. Dude, I might be screwed. Oh my god. 5 minute suspension.
Roblox is ran by the smartest people in the world. And I'm so happy, dude. It's still It's not letting me like settle. So, it's still squirting out water right here. I look like a hole in the ship. And there's water droplets coming out. Oh, please don't do it. He probably can't even zap me from here. Stop looking. I wish I could know what he's saying. I wish I could know. Lol troll. You can't touch ME IN HERE. NO. DO I HAVE TO JOIN MY ALT ACCOUNT? Shining lizard now. Hello everybody. Are you shining?
Welcome a new friend. I'm your new friend group, guys. I'm a new YouTuber. All right. What's our plan here? Uh target Jake. That's pretty much it for me. Are you going to get a costume on? Shining lizard 123. Oh, why' you Oh, why'd you turn it? Sorry. Your costume is uh raising up on me. Do you like when I jump? Oh, it kind of hurts my head. Good thing I have this helmet on. It's really heavy and smacks the back of my head.
It be flopping. It be flopping when I jump. You got to be careful with that thing. That's a weapon. Flower. They're all in here, dude. They're literally all in here. Oh my gosh, there's so many flowers. Wait, this is going to BE HARD. HEY, I GOT A FLOWER. OH, I see someone. Oh my gosh. Look at this. He's hiding by the tree. Yeah. You thought you're Is he slick back there? Watering can. Yeah. Come here. Hey, I SEE A SHADOW OF SOMETHING RIGHT HERE. WAIT. HEY. WAIT. WHY? HEY. WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU.
WAIT. GET DOWN THERE. THAT'S THE SKY. Keep hiding. That's the sky. We got you cornered, guys. That's That's natural. Ignore that. That's normal. Don't worry about it. Are you sure? I don't know. I do that. That's a British tradition. We do that in green houses. I'm going to do something to this one. I'm going to do shiny lizard. What are you going to do, shiny lizard? I'M GOING TO SHINE. I'M GOING TO SHINE all over you.
He's shining. He's Where you going, dude? We can't keep up with them. I saw shining. No, Albert when he was here still. God rest his soul. I like me shining now. Dude, you really forgot about the old me. What are you talking about? Dude, I DON'T WANT TO BE. This sucks. Bear. Be a bear. Hey, let's just be a bunch of bears. You don't care. Wait. Oh, you're squirting blue stuff. I'm over here. Oh, I'M SO SORRY, WHOEVER that was. If you're even a real bear.
HEY. THEY'RE OVER HERE. THEY'RE OVER FOUND US. COME OUT, GUYS. YOU found us. I'm wasting your zaps. I've already seen enough. I hate you. HEY, Hey, knock it off, plants. Stop. You're really taunting me. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, we hate you, Jack. Bro, how are you actually like outrunning us? GOD, I GIVE UP. OKAY, you do it. I actually give up. Bro, are you serious? Guys, they're all in the cruise quarters. HEY, WHERE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HERE? GUYS, I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN. ANYBODY else in here? We're going to keep zapping
you. We know this is a fake bear. Yeah, I got it, too. We know you're fake. Guys, the last one's in here. Is it this bear? No, it's this one. It just It has a lot of HP. Get him, man. I have a lot of health. Wait, where did Shining Laser go? I literally I have no clue who that is. What should we be? You're going to be a cup beaker. Oh yeah, that's probably a good idea actually. Here. Up here. Four. Four would be perfect.
Did you get hit by the forget? Danny's so stupid. Yeah, Danny's so dumb. I just got another 5minut suspension for saying the word dumb. You know who's not dumb? The people who've made this system. Like, why the am I giving you my ID? YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE. ROBLOX. Oh my god. Out of all the beakers, man. Out of all theing beakers. All right, great. I have to go back to Shining Lizard now. Hello everybody. My name is Shining Lizard. Notice that whenever Albert leaves, Shining Lizard joins. Who's Albert? Jake. So, I'll be a camera and you'll just be like bending over. I think there's actually a lot to be on this map. Oh, YOU CAN'T GO OVER THERE. Never mind. This map sucks. Or I can be a cookie.
There's like no map to be had. No towel. Or it can be a basket. Nice. Do you need another point? Hello. Who is it? Point would be great. It's sketch. Wait, let me point right now. Slash point. He's this way. Where is he? Wait, he's right. Wait, wait, wait. He's right. He's right here. Oh, I see him. I see. The point FOR ME, DUDE. WAIT, HE'S RIGHT HERE. DUDE, I'm so sick of this game. Dude, you suck at it. Lizard shiny. You died first.
Dude, I just had to pay $20 of real life money to get Robux on this account just to sprint and do other things. Okay, Jake, don't if I don't kill me. You know, you'll know who I am. I'll DM you my spot. I don't KNOW WHAT TO DO. I'm stressed. Become something. You're right. I'm so screwed. Find the others for me. How about that? You're my inside man. Go. No. Where is he? Lead the way. Is he in here? ALL RIGHT. Stay here. Don't move.
Are you all right? I'm going to get this kind of goated, right? I think so. Cuz I can still vanish. I can still vanish and run to the other room. Oh no. Where did you just explode? Why? I'm out of here. Just in case. Shining lizard, your secret safe with me. Shiny lizard. We have secrets to share with you, shiny lizard. Let us share the secret you have. I shocked him and he disappeared. I don't know where he went. Oh no, it wasn't. Oh my god. THEY ALL HATE ME. It was after me.
OH MY GOD. OH, DANNY. DANNY'S THE IV drip. Please all go after Danny for one whole minute, you morons. Yeah, BUT THEN IT WAS 5 MINUTES FOR SAYING MORONS. YOU LITERALLY can't say anything in this game. Oh my god. I'm the last one, dude. They've been in this room so many times, dude. I feel like time has never gone slower than this. Don't do it. OH MY GOD. GREAT. Now my mouse is broken. All because of this stupiding game. I was so close TO GETTING MY ONE WIN. BUT NOW I got to switch back to my other account because the people who made Roblox are so smart. Dude, you just missed Shining Wizard.
Who is that? Dude, this is the worst map. How could you ever win on these conditions? There's only so many places they can be. I don't see anything. I think I'm going to leave. You don't see anything at all? Let me look around. There's nothing over here. I guess you're right. There's nothing over here. Come on. No. Yeah, just go through and zap. Yeah, you're going to get banned.
I see your voice. How do you see my voice? I think this game is bugged. I'm pretend like I didn't see you. Thank you. And a real thing. Holy crap. They can see my boys. How would How on earth would they see my This game sucks. There's more blue light over here. There's too many plants in this. No, that's fine. It's fine. There's There's enough plants. No. Stop. There's nothing here. Let's keep going. Here's the book. That's clear.
Don't wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. IT'S A PLANT. IT'S A GOT IT. That one. Get it. Great. All right. I think everyone's leaving after this game. So, if I don't win, I'm going to do something horrible to myself. All right. I literally pray to the Lord that just nobody sees me. Oh, there's only one seeker. That's good cuz who would even look in this house to begin with? Like, this house is so far away from the spawn. Go away. Go away, whatever you are. I'm just trying to find a spawn. Go away. Hey, don't get me if you die. Okay, dude. Please, please, please, please don't grief me. Please. You have no idea how hard it is for me right now.
Oh, okay. Let me in. Hey, don't get us. I think we're good. I give you away. Oh, that's a good spot. Whoa. Please don't give me away. Please. Oh my gosh. There's a trap. No. You the whole time. I'm going to get away from this. I can tell you. I can tell you where we're hiding others. Oh my god. No. I GOT STUCK ON THE DOOR. I KILLED HIM. OH, YOU KILLED HIM. Oh my god. I LOVE YOU. There's so many things in here. One of these has to be fake.
No. Oh my god. So many things. Oh my god. We can take this. Where are they? We can do this. I'M HOLDING IT. OH, I'M HOLDING IT. I'M I'M HOLDING IT. RUN. WE DID IT.
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