Digging Through 1,000 Layers of Earth: A Minecraft Adventure

Nobody knows what's actually at the center of the Earth. Oh, it's dinosaurs, right? We're racing through caves, mine shafts, and even lava. But we're starting with mass shovel. Oh, wait. Listen, listen, listen. You can hear the crust fight back. Oh, he's going in. THOSE ARE ROCKS. ROCKS AND CLAY. This is tough stuff. Why couldn't you have PICKED A BETTER SPOT of the earth to start digging? Time to punish this crust. I was looking for this. Safety first. There's a whole tree in there, dude. Grandma Willow was buried in here. Oh.

Oh. Give me A PUSH. PUSH ON ME. OH, NICE. DUDE, THAT'S A huge stick. Hit it. Break it. My gosh, bro. Rust ain't got nothing on us. Now we're in the mines. You Oh miners. That's not That's a different thought. It was m miners. No, it was like mining. That makes sense. Dude, you got to hit this. All right. Well, that looks like a creature came in here and took a number two. That's definitely the spider that had a great time in here. It's very light. The poop axe. Pap the papax. No, it's way too tough. Okay, whatever creature laid this, let's get him some fiber.

Wait, wait, wait. Let's dig deeper. You got to find what's on the inside. I want to see what's inside of here, brother. I came here to find out what's Wait, they swallowed something very sharp. Yeah, baby. I'm digging. Okay. Why do you have all the good things? I want a good thing. I'm the keeper of the mine cart. There's nothing else good in there. You don't know that, dude. I can use this. It's the nun. Oh, no. The pick nun. You ain't never seen something like this. You ready for this? WATCH THIS. BAM. WELL, Hold on. It's just It's growing longer.

This is what I meant to do. I've seen the videos of people. We're good. Wait, but you should use the mine cart. That's a great idea. That's actually the best idea. Bad idea. Empty the cart. Three, two, one. What about that thing? That's the poker. Well, wait. I'm going to help. I'm helping. Wait a second. Pull out the rocks. Pull it out. Give it a Oh. Wait. I got you. Get it. We should hit. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're in. Look at the cracks. OH. OH, DUDE. We need the mine cart. Okay, you go in. I'm going to give you the mine cart. Why do we need the mine? We need to save it. All right.

Make sure she fits. Okay. Nailed it. We've made it to the Earth's caves. Preston, do you realize where we are right now? Yeah, I said the Earth's caves. That's where we're at. We are in the mantle. The pressure here is so high that everything turns to beauty. It's gemstone. It's just a cave. We have to find the dinosaurs at the center of the earth. You've seen what I'm seeing? Huh? There's a goblin in my cave. Hello, Goblin sir. What you got there?

Uh, these are I will take some. Just give them to me and I'll give you fun things. You want these things? I'll give you things. You just got to give me things. How long HAVE YOU BEEN How this works? Talk to the goblin, Mom. Don't talk to strangers. Wait, what? Let's just see what happens when we You're going to make a trade, Mr. Goblin. What happens if I just give you one of those? What do we have here? An amethyst. I'm getting real vibes. One moment, please. Oh, you're winning. Oh my god. Oh, this is going to go everywhere. Stay frosty, GUYS.

Now the earth is officially FIGHTING BACK. THE GYMS ARE EVERYWHERE. OH MY GOODNESS. IT'S so good. OH MY GOSH. This is too powerful. This is too Oh my goodness. He's very excited. This is the most excited I've ever seen a goblin. I LOVE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THESE? Are you talking about the brand new products that we have at Target right now? That's right. We have this. And you forgot one goblin. There's a mystery plushy. You're ruining my plug. Oh, it's over there. No. I What the I give me more gems. ALL RIGHT, GO GET THE BOX.

IT'S NOT THE SAME. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALL SOLD OUT. PEOPLE REALLY LIKE THEM. NO, I DON'T THINK I'M WORTHY ENOUGH to hold the pleb slayer. Well, I mean, typically, yeah, it's it's like wa Yeah, that's because pleb means commoner and typically plebs don't hold it. The plebs are the ruby. It's the ruby. Where is the ruby? Oh, you want this one? It's ruby Tuesday. Wait, you have a big old ruby right here. GET YOUR HANDS POP that merchandise. It's just a red diamond ruby.

Oh, it's real. We're done to One moment, please. You seen one of these before, BOYS? NO, I've never seen I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO USE IT. I CALL IT AN XAXX. IT'S AN EARTH SAX. I THINK YOU SHOULD comment down below if you want goblins in Minecraft. They're way better. What? You can't just pick up rocks. We can do whoever YOU WANT. WHERE'D HE GO? WHERE IS HE? ROLLING CAMOUFLAGE HARDER. I'M GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE. What is this smell in here? You're I think it was like literally like I was cooking so tough on this layer. It's

smoking. No. Uh, sorry guys. That was me. A car goblin. Wait, what do you eat down here? JUST BEANS PRETTY MUCH. WAIT A SECOND. WAIT. YOU'RE REALLY TALL. WAIT A SECOND. WHERE DID MY RUBY GO? WHERE? IT WAS RIGHT HERE THE WHOLE TIME. DID YOU TAKE HIS RUBY? I didn't take his ruby. I WE DIDN'T YOU DIDN'T TAKE your ruby. WE DIDN'T TAKE YOUR RUBY. I can smell it on you. Show them. You didn't take the ruby. Show them. to take goblin. Give me your best. GIVE ME YOUR BEST WEAPON. GIVE ME YOUR BEST WEAPON OR YOUR RUBY DIES.

I'll do it. I'll smash it. Throw in another. Give me your best Ruby. Give me your best weapon. Okay. I got to play it. You ever HEARD OF WAIT, WHERE DO YOU ALL GET electricity down here? You ever heard of power tools? I don't know what this is. Hey, wrong setting. Oh, we're in reverse. You say we got scammed. You can't handle my best weapon. It's only handleable by monster, by powerful beings, unlike you miners. If you don't give me YOUR BEST, I'M JUST STORING YOUR RUBY RIGHT NOW. NOT AGAIN. OKAY. But I warn you, MERE MORTALS CAN'T HANDLE THE POWER.

IT'S EXTREMELY HEAVY. It does look extremely heavy. WOW. THAT'S POOR MANTLE. I MUST GO. IT'S YOUR RUBY. Take REVENGE. NO. REVENGE WILL BE HAD. Young minor. I'm not. He kind of likes us, doesn't he? He gave us a good weapon. At least we got something out of that. Little two-hander. Okay. Oh, nice. Let me just get a quick little strike. 710 split. Watch out. Do not get a 710 split. You got a split. Uh, yeah. I got a little bit of a split. My bad. Oh, that was a good hit.

Very crunchy. A little bit of this. Come on. OH. OH, WE MADE IT. OH, is this lava? Boys, can I interest you with some go-go squeeze? Hold on. What do I got to do for that go-go squeeze? Oh, you mean this go- go squeeze? Don't worry, Preston. I got this. YOU JUST DID YOU. I BROUGHT EXTRA. MIGHT AS well take some time to enjoy this while I got my favorite snack. Oh, Scott, don't let him do you like that. I know this is your favorite snack because it's Preston. Just take the one in my pocket. Scott, you're better than this. Come on.

Punch it. Oh, Scott. No, I don't think he's okay. You don't have to hit him that hard. Scott, you got to try this. Oh, that looks delicious. Give me that. Tell me what you thinking. Oh, yeah. That is amazing. That's what I'm saying. Well, at least I still have the rest of my go-go squeeze. YES. Take that earth. Wait, I love the See, you're not supposed to typically see this part. Oh, wo. Okay, so that is the lava that will kill us. We need to make it to the bridge.

All right. Go, go, go. Don't drop me. I got it. Are you sure? I got it. OKAY. NOT RIGHT THERE. PUSH. JUMP. YOU MADE IT FURTHER FOR ME. I have not stretched like that in years. He's grabbing. What are you grabbing? What the What is this? Is that a magnet? What? I got a lot of fish. We're going to catch a big fish. I think we got something. Patience. Patience is a virtue. Oh. NO. THERE'S DEFINITELY I TOLD YOU. LOOK AT THAT BIG OLD FISH. DUDE, there is something in that. There's nothing in the fish. There's Wait, he's got a zipper. Oh, okay. Be gentle. Be gentle because I don't want you to pull. Just pull. Just pull and then pull. Okay. Ready? Pull.

Pull. No. Careful. Oh, is he really just empty? I told you there's It's just a fish, bro. Walking in. What was that? Did you GET SOMETHING? I GOT SOMETHING. Pull her up. Pull her up, Captain. What do we got? Take the magnet off. It's not like I Okay, hold on. Pull it off. Oh, I told you it's tough. Wait. Oh, it's got like a gooey. It's like Doesn't it make like a This looks like sherbet. It's gooey. Okay, here you hit I fish. I'm fishing. Oh, I'm seeing something down here.

Oh, what is that? Oh, I really like this layer. Machete, listen. Stand back. This is for stabbing. Wait, it's just getting fun. No, I'm It's just getting fun. Stab. Oh, okay. Oh, don't want to drop that back in the lava. Wow. You're making no progress. You that I'm getting through the first layer of lava core. I was making real progress. I'm making real progress. Huh? IT'S FIGHTING BACK. E, ARE YOU eating it? What? Okay, definitely don't eat that. The layer is talking to us. Listen to the layer. It's giving us something.

Watch that. Did you push Scott in the lava? If I'm going, you're going. All right, I need to make some real progress here. I was making really good progress. I'm going to go find another big fish. Scott, I got something. What'd you get? Oh, wait. I think we already have this. We don't need this anymore. Oh, it's a crowbar. You think we need anymore, dude? Who is leaving this? Somebody's trying to rob the center of the earth.

Did you just throw the other weapon back in the WE GOT TO GO FISH THAT BACK UP AGAIN. THERE'S NO ROOM IN HERE for more weapons. You know what? Can you please let go of my weapon? Huh? But like don't let go. Scott, is it better to teach a man to fish than it is to fish for him? You didn't teach him anything, though. Yes, I did. I He was I found something immediately, bro. You're so bad at this, bro. You probably found the weapon you threw back.

No, no. This is a new weapon. Hey, hey, hey. Spread your legs. The outline. Oh, big chunk. Huge chunk. Oh, listen to that sound of lava. Sounds like failure. Oh, THERE WE GO. OH, MY OH, YEAH. NO, I GOT YOU. Why did Oh, sorry. Forgot you were still magnetized. Where was this when we needed it? We have to counterbalance. You need to stand on that side and I stand on this side. This is like that scene FROM NATIONAL TRUST. NO, WE'LL GET IT BACK. I'm trying to like if I move the bridge further this way. Yes. See, look. Now the bridge is over here. Now I got leverage. Look.

Bam. Think about somebody that could be down here. Jeff Bezos clone. Did you see the whole thing just moving? No. The whole thing moved for a second. Look. No. This is where Crowy comes in. Crowy the You're using the wrong side. Using the I'm using the right side. I know how to break into things. Don't ask me how. All right. That's on a need to know basis. Oh, Crowy. You go in and you twist it. You are trying to throw me off THIS BRIDGE. IT'S GETTING FUN. Listen here, Missy.

All right, I'll do If you keep No, listen here. This bridge ain't big enough for the two of us. It actually is. It's big enough for just two. Okay. Well, it's big enough for barely just the two of us. All right. Now, if you're gonna keep rickety rocketing like that, I'm going to throw you in that lava. Do not talk back to me. I just kiss him. Yes. That is the only way to make sure your brother-in-law stays. Your brother-in-law.

Oh, nice. Did not expect that. Wait, that means we're through. We have broken into the inner core. We're about to meet a pterodactyl. If my calculations are right, it's a big open area filled with luscious vegetation and lots of dinosaurs. Your calculations have not been correct, sir. Wait, what is it? I don't know. I just see. Is it just metal? I can't get a good read on it. Are you sure there's no dinosaur, Chris? I'm not seeing any sores. Dang it. That are dinoing. He's getting in. Okay. See, I'm going to be a good teammate. I'm standing on this side of the bridge. So that way What the heck is this?

Come on. Big thrust. HUGE THRUST TO MISS MAXIMUS. HOUSTON, we have takeoff. Yeah, now you know what it feels like to stretch them legs, Sally. Okay. Well, legs first. I would to go head first. Yeah, but he knew what you would do if he did that. Okay. Well, if Scott can fit, I can fit. Listen, Scott, that took you way too long. I'll tell you how to do this. Preston, this is not what I thought. what the inside of the earth looks like. It's all about being headon applied directly to the forehead. Now, I tell you right now, I will fit.

Told you I fit. Eat your chicken nugget. This looks like a party from the fitties. That's not it. I mean, you are just breaking the earth. WHERE'S THE LAYERS? STOP. LISTEN, if you think about it logically, okay, the layers have always been right here. See, I think that might be the layer. Oh my. What are you doing? Oh, we're not worthy of the inside of the earth. That is Oh, no. No way. That means behind this metal layer is the center of the Earth.

Are there any aliens in there or dinosaurs? There's nothing. Hey, this is like Thor's hammer. What is it? Wait, is it stuck in there? Yes. Where can we put your hand there? Put your hand there. Can I put my hand here? Okay. Ready? OKAY. THREE, TWO, ONE. NO, WE GOT TO DO THIS AGAIN. I think we got to jerk it. THREE, TWO, ONE. AH. OKAY. NO. 3 2 1. DUDE, IT'S NOT COMING OUT. All right. I found this on the ground. Where did you get this? I found it on the ground.

Is it doing OH, WAIT. NO. WAIT. It's doing something. Oh gosh. What is Yes, sir. How did you He did it alone. I'm the chosen one. BOOM. OH, DUDE. It's actually so satisfying. Why are you hurting the box? I'm tired of the box. I found this. There's not witches in the center of the earth. Let me fly away, please. Spven, make me fly. Okay, put me down. Put me down, Spven. The rare is here and he's just beating a box.

What is that? Was this here the whole time? Oh, buddy. There we go. BOOM. Now we're watch Oh, dude. It's getting so hot in here. Wait for it. Look, it's green. LOOK AT THAT FIRE COLOR. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. NOW WE TURN IT OFF. Now the question is, did we weaken it enough to be able to hit it? Oh, are you okay? Yeah. He's fine. He's pride. Oh yeah. Okay. This is the hardest layer yet by far. We in the club. What is this? Oh, that's the earth fister.

Whoa. Careful. You got to fist the earth. We in the club of the earth. You just Oh. Oh no. Joke time. How did Moses brew his coffee? How does Moses make coffee? You said how he brewed it. No, he said that he brew his coffee. Prove me RIGHT IN THE COMMENTS. CUT THE CAMERA AND REPLAY IT. How did Moses brew his coffee? He brewed it. I hate you guys. I don't like you guys anymore. GET ME OUT OF THE EARTH.

SCOTT'S actually like he's like this silent killer. Yeah. Oh, SCOTT. OH, I LOVE YOU. OH, YOU DID SO BIPOLAR. You did so good, my Let me give you some sugar. Come on. Let me give you some earth sugar. This is Lair. We must go other side. Might be time to bring back the broom. Go. Oh no, IT'S THIS MORE. I GOT YOU. Let me get this. So, you put the witch's stick in and the witch's touch. BOOM. The witch has a big broom. Okay. READY? We're not using the hand. That was almost a cartoon moment. The family jewels WERE AT RISK.

DUDE, actually working. Nice. Wait, I see something. Oh my gosh. I actually see some glowing light. Wait, there's light on the inside. Wait, wait. I'm going to punch through it with a fister. It's so close. One small step for Fire Nation, one giant leap for dinosaurs. Oh. Oh, it's happening. Oh, yeah. Gosh, it's like there's a 100 layers. No way. That little hole is not big enough for my kid.

Just don't lose the X. Don't do that stupid thing that Chase always does and push the X into the lair. Wait, we can see. What is that? We made it to the center of the Earth and that's what's inside. That doesn't make any sense. Yes, it does. You're not going to believe what's inside of this.