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Marshawn looks like someone gave Whoopi Goldberg the super soldier serum. That's a. - That's what. - Slow down. No. I like your hair. I really do. I like your hair. I like your locks. I do. I feel like you look like T-Pain. You know? You do. You look like T-Pain after your career gave you CTE pain. You know? -That's how I feel. -Okay. No, actually, Marshawn defeats a lot of stereotypes.
You know, he actually has a book coming out at the end of the year. Yeah, it's a yeah, yeah for sure. Absolutely. All right. One black guy can read, you guys are clapping. Okay. No, he does have a book coming out at the end of the year. It is a comic book, you know, because big words make his head hurt. You know. So cute. Okay. But I do have a lot of respect for you. I don't want to pretend, you know, we do the same things.
Like, I can't do what you can do. You can't do what I can do. Well, that's not true. I can do what you can do. I could definitely lose the Super Bowl to the Patriots. That is. something else. I can do that. Okay, but I don't want to roast you, Marshawn. You know what I mean? You my brother I don't like. I don't think black people should roast each other. You know, I'm like, black people gotta stick together. You know, I have your back. You know. These guys, they don't have your back.
You know. If Ray Lau's behind your back, it's because he's following you around a liquor store. You know what I'm saying?
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